NFL Gets Jordanosis
Paul Tagliaboooo, for some inexplicable reason, has decided the NFL isn't good enough to draw fans based on the quality of the product on the field. Somebody convinced him the NFL should become the NBA.
You remember the NBA? They run that sport you used to watch? The league that wants the star players and star teams to be bigger than the league itself? Right, those guys. That's what the NFL has decided to emulate.
No more objectivity in officiating. No more letting the best team win. The NFL has decided to inject itself into the outcome of games and to favor the teams it wants to win. Its good for the league! Nobody wants Arizona or Houston to win the big games, for crying out loud. Well, except for people in Arizona or Houston, and they don't live in New York, do they? There you go.
The NFL figured out that having a lesser-known team from a smaller market win the big games was bad for business so they can no longer let that happen. Never mind they will kill their own business and drive away life-long fans. They will become arena ball, since that's all the seats they will need to hold the gangsters who will become the new customers.
Brilliant strategy, Napolean!