Let the Games Begin
This one caught my eye at the checkout stand:
Heather Locklear Files for Divorce
Heather Locklear and her rock-star husband Richie Sambora are splitting up, the actress's rep, Cece Yorke, tells PEOPLE.The opening line in Vegas for the Director taking advantage of this opportunity could not be quantified. A representative of Harrods called the odds "insurmountable." The Spousal Unit snorted and added that any improvement in those odds could be fatal.